Jokes

Beckett's Jokes 

Knock knock
Who's there?
Avery.
Avery who?
Avery.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Mom
Mom who?
Mom,the water mommy. 

Why did the straw trying to cross the big jar of milk water a car and phone?
Cause he was trying to get to hooooommmme.

Avery's jokes 
Why did the cow go over the mountain?
Because he couldn't go through the mountain.

How would you know there was an elephant in refrigerator? 
There'd be footprints in the butter & the eggs would be broken."


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