Banana Emergency

Last night, while getting ready for bed, Avery started screaming. He was almost inconsolable. He finally calmed down and I asked what the problem was. He said he really needed a banana. He was yelling for a banana at the top of his lungs, "I NEED a BANANAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!"
His dad came running up, worried that he was dropped on his head. He then kindly ran back down and got Avery a banana. Avery then calmed down.
His Uncle Eric and I have concluded that as long as his emergencies can be solved with bananas, he is not a man. We are working on further definitions of "not a man". Thoughts welcome.
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