From the Mouths of (Our) Babes

"dad, can you play tag with me? I don't want Avery to be involved because he's too fast."

"I'm never going to college."  Beckett "No.  You should go to college.  Then you can get so many more jobs."  Avery "I only want one job."  Beckett "But with college, you have choices." Avery

Me:  my AutoCorrect just wrote the F word. Beckett:  Foof?

Beckett just almost accidentally ran outside with no pants.  He had to be reminded to put pants on.

"it only takes one screw to take off the cap of justice."   Beckett!!!!!

"SHUT UP." "Hey. That's not nice. Is there a nicer way to say that?" "He keeps talking and I'm trying to work." "How could you ask more nicely?" "SHUT UP PLEASE!"  (Conversation with Avery)

"SHUT UP." "Hey. That's not nice. Is there a nicer way to say that?" "He keeps talking and I'm trying to work." "How could you ask more nicely?" "SHUT UP PLEASE!"  (Conversation with Avery)

"The United States uses up 1/3 of the worlds' resources; and we are only 5% of the worlds' population.  That's outrageous."  Avery

Beckett just said, "in this game, ( on the phone), you can launch your granny all the way into the suburbs!"

"You're an amazing cooker, mom.  And if you had a cookbook, you'd be even better."   Beckett 

Beckett looked at this last night and said, "mom! I think we were hacked."

"Is it morning?  Not night? It seems like night.  It just does."Beckett 

Driving home. Heard from Beckett, in the back seat, "The wall of Big Justice has to be built."